Thursday, April 24, 2008

PM3 is gay

People says that nowaday, i am getting more and more gay. Well, i don't deny that. But that is all thanks to yan sheng and wen peng and all pm3.

Wen Peng is gay because he has suffered numerous heartache, since form 3 i think, when he is with his first girlfriend.

Yan Sheng is gay because he cannot find his new gf and so needs to chop off his manhood just as he promised.

Nut has been always gay ( it is soooo obvious in class ). He tried to rape guys in his secondary school and even let guys rape him. He even slap ppls ass. Who knows tomorrow he will slap your dick.

Permesh is gay. This is due to the failure of all those recent attempt of going after girls. Now he is hitting on Emilia, i think. ( mark u got competitor!! )

Mark is also gay because he screams like a girl. (although now he does not do that so often, but he is still gay ) mark is after emilia by the way.

Joel is gay because he got fake boobs for his birthday. He also wanted me to be a sex slave, and wanted me to make him manager. He say he wants 90% of my pay. Can you imagine that?

Vin Fei always gay with Beng Soon. Since the start of college they seem to have an extraordinary degree of intimacy.

Oh right. I almost forgot the most influential gay, Homoken Gaylord. He is not so annoying anymore, but maybe because we are too used to his gayness. He keeps calling me 'pohluk' and yuen herng 'herng herng'. If you are wondering how he sounds, just say it like a gay while pinching your nose.

Chia Yang is gay, perhaps even gayer than Ken. He always likes guys. Sometimes he tried to change by saying a girl is pretty, but his taste is just ........ suks.... haha...

Wei Yang talks so loud and always sleep in class. The way he laughs is also gay. and for other reasons that we all know why, therefore he is also gay.

Tzelin is also gay because he likes to wear tight tight clothes like a girl, like Miss MNG. I think he is trying to impress chia yang.

Wing cheong is also gay. he was gaying with ken in class yesterday. YS has a photo but i can't upload it now because we're in the college library. i will ask him to post later.

Yuen herng is also gay. Because he is always so hyper about hiking, structures and nature. i think one day he'll hump a tree.

Desmond is also gay. He is the representative of our gay class. He likes to gay with ken, and he's the only one who will entertain ken. I think he's sad because his GF ruby already got another BF.

So basically, thats sums up all the reason for me being a gay. Thanks to all of them. Dont be surprised if I gay them one day.

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