Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Random post

Check out this funny video on youtube. it's from a talk show:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4hGtvNoOR4Y

The iceskating photos are up, thanks mei yan:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/21961791@N07/tags/iceskating/

And a random joke:
There was this man who had a girl friend named Wendy, and he loved her so much that he tattooed her name on his love muscle(down there). Normally, only two words, W and Y would be visible, but when he is doing you-know-what, you would be able to see the name W-E-N-D-Y.

So one day, the man and his girlfriend went to Jamaica for a holiday. The man went to a toilet and saw this huge Jamaican man, doing his business in the toilet. By accident, he saw the man's "thing" also had a W-Y on it. Stunned, the man asked the jamaican dude, "I'm sorry, but i could not help noticing your tattoo. By any chance, do you have a girlfriend named Wendy as well?"
The jamaican man looked at him and said, " No mon, i'm in the tourism board. My tattoo reads: Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day."

Life is really boring. sorry for the 18+ joke. haha

Monday, December 17, 2007

Taman Negara canceled

In light of the annual floods (which our efficient government can do nothing about) that kill everyone's holiday plans to the east coast, our Taman Negara trip has been canceled.

1. The train service to Jerantut has been terminated till further notice.
2. The road from Jerantut into Kuala Tahan has been closed due to landslide.
3. It may be raining all the way that we can't do any activities, or worse flood.
4. Trees can fall and injure / kill us (it happened in the Belum forest)

So, it's best to cancel the trip altogether. We might plan again after our A2 exams.

Plan B is a Genting trip which we will post up more updates about. Those who are interested to come, please leave a comment. It should be about the same date - first week of January.

Till then, have a good holiday.

Love is in the air... New couple in PM3

Or so they say. There has been an interesting conversation going on in the chatbox that makes it worthy of a post. As we all know, Auntie Chan and joker were holding hands (under the excuse he was teaching her how to skate) during our class outing at Pyramid (read here). So, whether are they together or not still remains a mystery, but we'll let our classmates decide themselves...

li xing: back -side
li xing: omg im so BORedd...help!!!
wp: go skating again la.. haha.. call ken along.. our celebrity.. haha..
poh: wth is you guys problem man...talk about something better lar..and lixing if u r bored ask wen peng date u lar..
xwei: hahaha....new couple in class....
YS: haha, lixing, wp is hinting that you guys go ice skating again...
li xing: lets go 2 d north/south pole
xwei: li xing wants to go with wenpeng..haha
li xing: yea =p
YS: eh, i think xwei is jealous..
poh: lixing and wen peng pak tor ar?
xwei: li xing confessed right...she said yea!
YS: oh man, this is some super chatbox. and with wen peng not saying anything, probably he's agreeing... lol

There you have it. according to gaylord, joker is currently overseas(in China, i think), so we probably won't hear from him till later. we'll see what he says later and see if they are really together.
Btw, i did this post out of boredom. Life is so boring. I wonder if anyone is studying or has started studying?? Maybe pohluk has....

Friday, December 14, 2007

Trip to Overseas Next Year

Ladies and gentlemen of PM3, our class celebrity, Gaylord aka Ken has stated that he will sponsor the whole class to go overseas in a class trip next year. Here's the proof:


Ken: anyone wants atrip to oversea next yr? (10 Dec 07, 16:36)

YS: you sponsor then we go (10 Dec 07, 19:55)

revan: ask ken mai si fatt den we can go lo (10 Dec 07, 21:24)

YS: haha, i doubt anyone would want to be his customer (10 Dec 07, 22:29)

Ken: i no need mai si fatt also can go la...haha (12 Dec 07, 12:16)

TBS: why u all like si fatt so much one?(12 Dec 07, 17:25)

xwei: no lar...only ken likes it..(12 Dec 07, 17:49)

Ken: i where got lik it?reven started first (13 Dec 07, 12:53)

revan: jual punggung alot money la, cos unlike ken, i no money (13 Dec 07, 13:34)

YS: wah ken, so lansi. okay, then you belanja all of us go overseas. (14 Dec 07, 23:29)

There you have it folks. So please decide soon where you want to go so that our celebrity and trip sponsor can make arrangements for air tickets, accomodation and so on. According to his previous post, the trip will be at about july or august next year because he can get cheap airtickets.

Some places he suggest we go:
Macau (can mai si fat here)
Gold Coast
Japan (okay, i suggested this)
Johor Bahru
Langkawi
Penang
Kota Bahru

Please decide and give suggestions as soon as possible so Gaylord can plan the trip as well as the budget and schedule for our trip. Thanks.

Thank you KEN!!!!

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Some facts i got from an email......

Proof That The World Is Nuts

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female? Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must becovered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.(A brick?)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than 'going blind!')

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in anymanner desired.(Ah! Justice

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only intropical fish stores.(But of course!)

In Cali , Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room towitness the act.(Makes one shudder at the thought)

In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with awoman and her daughter at the same time.(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines withone exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machineonly 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption onthe premises.(Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

Humans and dolphins! are the only species that have sex for pleasure.(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its ownweight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (Did the government pay for this research??)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too.)

And, the best for last? Turtles can breathe through their butts. (And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!)

Fun on Ice

On the 7th of december, our class organised a class trip to sunway pyramid for ice skating. It was a fun and enjoyable experience as we learnt how to skate as most of us were noobs. Those who missed it should certainly regret and bang their heads against the walls as they missed a fun and enjoyable class outing.

The fee was 19 bucks per entry, and those who didn't bring or don't have gloves had to pay another 5 bucks extra for a lousy pair of gloves. The skates were hard to put on and painful to wear but once you are on the ice, it doesn't really bother you anymore.

It was fun learning how to skate, however people like slipper ling suffered the most as she fell down too many times. Gaylord paid most for each round he skate, because he was too scared and only skated 3 rounds, and he was clinging to dear life on the walls. You should have seen his face when we surprised him while he was inching his way through. The person who suffered the most due to Gaylord's cowardice was Desby, as being the kind and nice class rep he was, he supported Gaylord walking although he just learnt how to skate and was even scratched by Gaylord as the fellow was too scared and gripped Desby too hard. Xiao po had trouble balancing, but at least she tried walking many rounds with the help of samurai jack, unlike someone who kept holding on to the wall.

On a second note, someone was trying to ambil kesempatan on the girls present, but to protect the safety of the identity of the person and to prevent false accusations, the name of that person shall not be mentioned here. but i think those who went knows who she/he/it is/was. *cough*

Amplifier was making a lot of noise, telling people how to fall (on certain parts of the body where he has extra, err, insulation) and how to skate, but from the number of times he fell, i think his methods aren't correct, or he hasn't been practising what he has preached. Please refrain from spreading false info around or else beginners that you were trying to teach won't learn how to skate properly. Thank you.

But probably the most happiest people who went there was Auntie Chan and joker/batman. joker was teaching her how to skate and was holding her hand the entire time. So romantic..... haha. But worry not ladies and Uncles, they're not together.....yet. Siung president also had a good time checking out girls and i think he suddenly had a big crush on this girl who skated quite well. Just siung it!!! go for her man!!!

Other people who went was old man mark, me , cocoNUT, anime goth and chih sin.

Now, award ceremony.....

Most falls:
1st place: Slipper ling
2nd place: amplifier

Paid most per round and most cost inefficient:
Gaylord (RM 6.33 per round)

Good samaritan award:
Desby (for staying with ken) and Slipper ling(for trying to help a little boy, although she fell down herself)

Least falls:
cocoNUT(0 falls, although he had a few close shaves and didn't really skate very fast)

That's all for now. Hopefully anime goth will upload the photos from that day. And pohluk, you should've joined us. What a waste. Sorry if this post offended anyone and sorry for the typos.

Hope everyone has a happy holiday. Merry christmas and happy new year.

Trip to oversea next year?

Airasia is giving away discounted air tickets to various destinations,such as Macau, Gold Cost (Australia), etc...U may visit the airasia website for more details. Anyone wanna go for a class trip overseas to Macau or Gold Cost or other places next year? The air fare plus airport tax plus other fees to Macau is about RM400+, while the air fare plus airport tax plus other fees to Gold Cost is around RM1000+.
Or u guys may want to go to other places?
The travel period is in July or August next year.
Please give ur suggestions as soon as possible, before 11 Dec 2007. Thanks
The faster we book, the better price and date we get.

These are some of the details from airasia website:
beat the rest to these hot-selling seats!
Booking Period:4 Dec 2007 - 16 Dec 2007
Travel Period:6 May 2008 - 25 Oct 2008
Travel Notes:- advance booking required
depart from/to LCC Terminal, KLIA, Kuala Lumpur
domestic low fares
Kuala Terengganu fromRM0.06
Penang fromRM0.06
Langkawi fromRM0.06
Kota Bharu fromRM0.06
Johor Bahru (Singapore) fromRM0.06
Alor Star (Hat Yai) fromRM0.06
Tawau fromRM6.00
Sandakan fromRM6.00
Labuan fromRM6.00
Kota Kinabalu fromRM6.00
Sibu fromRM6.00
Miri fromRM6.00
Kuching fromRM6.00
Bintulu fromRM6.00
international low fares
Palembang fromRM6.00 / Rp16.000
Padang fromRM6.00 / Rp16.000
Medan fromRM6.00 / Rp16.000
Jakarta fromRM6.00 / Rp16.000
Banda Aceh fromRM6.00 / Rp16.000
Krabi fromRM6.00 / THB66
Phuket fromRM6.00 / THB66
Bangkok fromRM6.00 / THB66
Surabaya fromRM36.00 / Rp106.000
Solo (Yogyakarta) fromRM36.00 / Rp106.000
Bandung fromRM36.00 / Rp106.000
Brunei fromRM36.00 / BND16.00
Clark (Manila) fromRM36.00 / PHP496
Vientiane fromRM36.00 / USD12
Hanoi fromRM36.00 / USD12
Siem Reap (Angkor Wat) fromRM36.00 / USD12
Phnom Penh fromRM36.00 / USD12
Chiang Mai fromRM36.00 / THB386
Bali fromRM66.00 / Rp196.000
Shenzhen fromRM66.00 / CNY156.00
Macau (Guangzhou) fromRM66.00 / MOP166
Gold Coast (Brisbane) fromRM166.00 / AUD166.00

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

The Waiter and the Spoon

Last night, I went with some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around I saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, 'Why the spoon?'
'Well,' he explained, 'the restaurant's owners hired a consulting firm to revamp all our processes.
After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour.
If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.'

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. 'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.'
I was impressed!

I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly.
Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies.
So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, 'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?'
'Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice. 'Not everyone is so observant...
That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom.
By tying this string to the end of our 'you know what', we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent.'

'Hhmmm...After you get it out, how do you put it back?' I asked
'Well,' he whispered,
'I don't know about the others... but I use the spoon.'

Monday, December 3, 2007

Funny jokes

These are some of the jokes that happen in real life.

Today, slipper ling asked me to return a ruler to Moneysucker. So i passed the ruler to old man (puqi) mark (lol). Then i said to him, pass it to "kencing". This kencing i was refering to is the Moneysucker, as anime goth often refers to her as Su Su ( pee in cantonese). Old man however, thought it was KENcing, so he passed the ruler to gaylord. What a misunderstading......

Anyway, next joke...

Gaylord started bragging today that he is teaching at his mom's tuition center in Kepong for 20 bucks per hour. He said he is teaching Malay, for PMR. He was telling us he is very good at Malay, especially in the literature part. However, if the standard of PMR malay does drop next year, we shall know why. HAHA, just kidding. Btw, this is just isn't a joke, just helping Gaylord to promote his tuition center.

P.S. It is not known or confirmed as to how well is Gaylord's level of malay. It is all based on his claim. Put your thinking skills to work people!

On another note, we learnt today that there are three kinds of "damning"

1. Light damning - Sek si lar lei!!!!

2. Critical damning - T** Ny* S**g!!!! Your mother never teach you ar???!!!

3. Heavy damning - **** you!!!! you Bl**dy ***hole!!! what the hell is wrong with you?!?! !@#$%&*

Source: old man and pohluk

Another joke from an email:

This guy went to china and visited this chinese electronics shop. After browsing around, he decided to buy a walkman. when he was paying for his walkman, he asked the man if he could change the walkman if it was spoilt. the shopkeeper quietly pointed to a sign at the wall GUARANTEE NO SPOILT. seeing this, the man went back to his hotel. At the hotel, he tried playing the walkman, but it wouldn't even turn on. so he went back to the shop and demanded for a refund. but the guy pointed to the sign again GUARANTEE NO SPOILT. then he said, "hey man, this is china. we read from right to left."

That's all for today. Look forward to more lame jokes and posts in the future.

New Blog Policy

Our blog will be enforcing a new policy as of today, in order to promote a more liberal and open-minded blog. This is to enable us to post more post that reflect our true feelings and not be so formal. After all, this is a class blog. Some new changes that are allowed in the blog:

1. Please feel free to voice out whatever you feel, think or dislike about anyone, anything, anywhere.
2. Don't take whatever you read on the blog seriously as most of the stuff are written as a whim and on the spur of the moment.
3. Those who feel insulted reading the blog should keep their eyes to themselves and not read the blog.
4. Anyone not related to this class but have itchy fingers and is a busybody, please keep your "smart" comments and thoughts to yourself. We don't appreciate spammers.

This policy is subjected to change from time to time. Thank you. By the way, this is just a filler post as our blog is getting boring.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Taylors in msn messenger

This is the advertisement of Taylors in msn messenger.


And this is what you see when your mouse crosses the advertisement.

I know its kinda lame posting this post, but as a Taylorian, I should contribute to the college by posting their ads in my blog too.

Good try Taylors, posting ads in msn messenger. A perfect place to grab people's attention. Especially with SPM coming to an end soon.

*Here you go mark, a post. Haha...