Airasia is giving away discounted air tickets to various destinations,such as Macau, Gold Cost (Australia), etc...U may visit the airasia website for more details. Anyone wanna go for a class trip overseas to Macau or Gold Cost or other places next year? The air fare plus airport tax plus other fees to Macau is about RM400+, while the air fare plus airport tax plus other fees to Gold Cost is around RM1000+.
Or u guys may want to go to other places?
The travel period is in July or August next year.
Please give ur suggestions as soon as possible, before 11 Dec 2007. Thanks
The faster we book, the better price and date we get.
These are some of the details from airasia website:
beat the rest to these hot-selling seats!
Booking Period:4 Dec 2007 - 16 Dec 2007
Travel Period:6 May 2008 - 25 Oct 2008
Travel Notes:- advance booking required
depart from/to LCC Terminal, KLIA, Kuala Lumpur
domestic low fares
Kuala Terengganu fromRM0.06
Penang fromRM0.06
Langkawi fromRM0.06
Kota Bharu fromRM0.06
Johor Bahru (Singapore) fromRM0.06
Alor Star (Hat Yai) fromRM0.06
Tawau fromRM6.00
Sandakan fromRM6.00
Labuan fromRM6.00
Kota Kinabalu fromRM6.00
Sibu fromRM6.00
Miri fromRM6.00
Kuching fromRM6.00
Bintulu fromRM6.00
international low fares
Palembang fromRM6.00 / Rp16.000
Padang fromRM6.00 / Rp16.000
Medan fromRM6.00 / Rp16.000
Jakarta fromRM6.00 / Rp16.000
Banda Aceh fromRM6.00 / Rp16.000
Krabi fromRM6.00 / THB66
Phuket fromRM6.00 / THB66
Bangkok fromRM6.00 / THB66
Surabaya fromRM36.00 / Rp106.000
Solo (Yogyakarta) fromRM36.00 / Rp106.000
Bandung fromRM36.00 / Rp106.000
Brunei fromRM36.00 / BND16.00
Clark (Manila) fromRM36.00 / PHP496
Vientiane fromRM36.00 / USD12
Hanoi fromRM36.00 / USD12
Siem Reap (Angkor Wat) fromRM36.00 / USD12
Phnom Penh fromRM36.00 / USD12
Chiang Mai fromRM36.00 / THB386
Bali fromRM66.00 / Rp196.000
Shenzhen fromRM66.00 / CNY156.00
Macau (Guangzhou) fromRM66.00 / MOP166
Gold Coast (Brisbane) fromRM166.00 / AUD166.00
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
The Waiter and the Spoon
Last night, I went with some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around I saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, 'Why the spoon?'
'Well,' he explained, 'the restaurant's owners hired a consulting firm to revamp all our processes.
After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour.
If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.'
As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. 'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.'
I was impressed!
I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly.
Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies.
So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, 'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?'
'Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice. 'Not everyone is so observant...
That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom.
By tying this string to the end of our 'you know what', we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent.'
'Hhmmm...After you get it out, how do you put it back?' I asked
'Well,' he whispered,
'I don't know about the others... but I use the spoon.'
When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, 'Why the spoon?'
'Well,' he explained, 'the restaurant's owners hired a consulting firm to revamp all our processes.
After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour.
If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.'
As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. 'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.'
I was impressed!
I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly.
Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies.
So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, 'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?'
'Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice. 'Not everyone is so observant...
That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom.
By tying this string to the end of our 'you know what', we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent.'
'Hhmmm...After you get it out, how do you put it back?' I asked
'Well,' he whispered,
'I don't know about the others... but I use the spoon.'
Monday, December 3, 2007
Funny jokes
These are some of the jokes that happen in real life. Today, slipper ling asked me to return a ruler to Moneysucker. So i passed the ruler to old man (puqi) mark (lol). Then i said to him, pass it to "kencing". This kencing i was refering to is the Moneysucker, as anime goth often refers to her as Su Su ( pee in cantonese). Old man however, thought it was KENcing, so he passed the ruler to gaylord. What a misunderstading...... Anyway, next joke... Gaylord started bragging today that he is teaching at his mom's tuition center in Kepong for 20 bucks per hour. He said he is teaching Malay, for PMR. He was telling us he is very good at Malay, especially in the literature part. However, if the standard of PMR malay does drop next year, we shall know why. HAHA, just kidding. Btw, this is just isn't a joke, just helping Gaylord to promote his tuition center. P.S. It is not known or confirmed as to how well is Gaylord's level of malay. It is all based on his claim. Put your thinking skills to work people! On another note, we learnt today that there are three kinds of "damning" 1. Light damning - Sek si lar lei!!!! 2. Critical damning - T** Ny* S**g!!!! Your mother never teach you ar???!!! 3. Heavy damning - **** you!!!! you Bl**dy ***hole!!! what the hell is wrong with you?!?! !@#$%&* Source: old man and pohluk Another joke from an email: This guy went to china and visited this chinese electronics shop. After browsing around, he decided to buy a walkman. when he was paying for his walkman, he asked the man if he could change the walkman if it was spoilt. the shopkeeper quietly pointed to a sign at the wall GUARANTEE NO SPOILT. seeing this, the man went back to his hotel. At the hotel, he tried playing the walkman, but it wouldn't even turn on. so he went back to the shop and demanded for a refund. but the guy pointed to the sign again GUARANTEE NO SPOILT. then he said, "hey man, this is china. we read from right to left." That's all for today. Look forward to more lame jokes and posts in the future. |
New Blog Policy
Our blog will be enforcing a new policy as of today, in order to promote a more liberal and open-minded blog. This is to enable us to post more post that reflect our true feelings and not be so formal. After all, this is a class blog. Some new changes that are allowed in the blog:
1. Please feel free to voice out whatever you feel, think or dislike about anyone, anything, anywhere.
2. Don't take whatever you read on the blog seriously as most of the stuff are written as a whim and on the spur of the moment.
3. Those who feel insulted reading the blog should keep their eyes to themselves and not read the blog.
4. Anyone not related to this class but have itchy fingers and is a busybody, please keep your "smart" comments and thoughts to yourself. We don't appreciate spammers.
This policy is subjected to change from time to time. Thank you. By the way, this is just a filler post as our blog is getting boring.
1. Please feel free to voice out whatever you feel, think or dislike about anyone, anything, anywhere.
2. Don't take whatever you read on the blog seriously as most of the stuff are written as a whim and on the spur of the moment.
3. Those who feel insulted reading the blog should keep their eyes to themselves and not read the blog.
4. Anyone not related to this class but have itchy fingers and is a busybody, please keep your "smart" comments and thoughts to yourself. We don't appreciate spammers.
This policy is subjected to change from time to time. Thank you. By the way, this is just a filler post as our blog is getting boring.
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Taylors in msn messenger
This is the advertisement of Taylors in msn messenger.
And this is what you see when your mouse crosses the advertisement.
I know its kinda lame posting this post, but as a Taylorian, I should contribute to the college by posting their ads in my blog too.
Good try Taylors, posting ads in msn messenger. A perfect place to grab people's attention. Especially with SPM coming to an end soon.
*Here you go mark, a post. Haha...
Friday, November 30, 2007
Taman Negara Trip
Hey guys, as i have told u all, there will be a trip to Taman Negara on 2nd to the 5th of Jan 2008. Thats right! we are celebrating New Year in the jungles together with the wild animals.
The schedule for the whole journey is not yet planned but I will just tell u all a bit about the activities we are going to do there.
The schedule for the whole journey is not yet planned but I will just tell u all a bit about the activities we are going to do there.
- water rafting
- see the sunrise
- waterfall
- bat cave
- visit the 'bumbun'
- canopy walk
- jungle trekking
Most likely we will be going there by KTM on 8.30pm on the 2nd Jan and reach Jerantut by 4.00am. From Jerantut we will take a bus to Kuala Tahan, which is in Taman Negara. We will sleep in the cabin (2 beds per cabin). There won't be any restaurant in the train, but there is a cafeteria.
The cost (per person):
- Accomodation (dorm 8 beds per room) - 80
- Bumbun - 5
- Entry Permit - 1
- KTM - 38
- Bus (Jerantut to Kuala Tahan) - 10 (estimated)
- Food - (depends on how much u eat)
Total = 134 + food + miscellaneous
The dorm is air conditioned. Long walk is required, and u all better train yourself to walk fast so that we can leave Ken behind (joking). There will be leeches. We will brief u all about some compulsory stuff to bring later. Thats all for now.
Please confirm by next wed (5th Dec).
Monday, November 26, 2007
This is ingenious!
This is a video of the Super Mario Bros Theme Song played by using lightning to create the sound. It's crazy to think how they made it!
Weiyang, want to explain how they made that sound? You've got room to make comments now.
Monday, November 19, 2007
Love, Lies and Stalkers
Due to the lack of posts, we are forced to copy and paste a very interesting conversation in the comment box......
frodo: whats the name of that very beautiful girl with very short hair from pm3?
max: WTF!!!
revan: unfortunately if frodo is referring to you-know-who,it seems that we now have a very interesting definition of beautiful
YS: amazing...... just amazing....
frodo: oh cmon, beauty is objective, ainnit? i just want to know her name
frodo: whoops, subjective, i mean
frodo: and besides, dont be mean to your own classmate lah
revan: well since its being subjective, there shouldn't be any measure of 'mean-ness' in this matter. everyone has their own opinions. nobody wud deliberately have some personal grudge
frodo: perhaps she isnt the conventional girl guys usually expect, but thats what makes her special (to me, at least)
revan: frodo, mind intro urself?
Batman: frodo, mind me asking have you ever left a msg using another name before???
YS: this frodo guy's really interesting... we should all meet up for lunch one day. yeah, batman, i think he has posted using a different name before, unless he's deliberately trying to confuse us
li xing: omg this is getting sappy...yay lunch!
xwei: oh..god..the chat box is the most interesting thing here
frodo: sigh alright, i'll be honest. yes i did use another name before
** must be one of the salty wet people who posted the porn links... Haha, just kidding.**
frodo: her name, please? thank you very much
TBS: I think frodo is flattering him/herself. Anyone agree?
revan: bengsoon mabuk di
TBS: its a little to early to be wasted, but in a few hours maybe...
frodo: her name, please? thank you very very much
max: hey frodo. we give u her name provided we know who are u. otherwise, we wunt cause problems for our classmate even though we arent much close to her
**What a nice guy he is...**
YS: max, don't threaten him like that.... i'm sure he's shy and all
**one of the rare times he defends for someone**
frodo: thanks YS
frodo: i'm a fellow taylor's student and a nice person in real life. i will never cause any trouble, i promise.
**that's true. he used the library computers**
Mark: oh.. i FINALLY realise who the short hair person is...and do i know you frodo? I think I know who you are...
frodo: im still agonising to find out her name...
max: like we aren't waiting for you to reveal yourself.
TBS: come on Mark tell us who u think frodo is.
Mark: nah.. ive asked the person i think is frodo in college today if he is frodo, he said he isnt. but then again, im not entirely sure if its true. anyhow, i doubt u know who he is. hes from jun 06 intake
nut: wow!!!frodo!!gambate!
**nut used to be head cheerleader in his previous school. Why?! boys can't be cheerleaders is it??**
frodo: gosh, thanks, nut
frodo: no, mark, im not him. and please stop speculating who i am. i can assure you guys that im no crazy stalker, just a fella who wants to at least know the name of the girl he likes, thats all. if it isnt convenient to reveal her name here, how about if i give you guys my email and you send it to me? will that be better? thanks
YS: why don't you ask her name yourself?? be brave
?: Go on then, ask. I dare you.
**our main character finally reveals herself..... but her threats might have scared the hobbit frodo away.**
frodo: ? is that you? oh my god...gosh, im very sorry to disrupt your exams. okay, may i know your name, please? thank you very much..
?: No
frodo: i hope to know who your are, that is all i ask for.
?: Well, in the first place I DIDN"T EVEN SAY I WAS THE PERSON YOU WERE REFERRING TO.
frodo: alright then, may i know the name of the girl with very short hair from pm3?
?: No.
frodo: and why not?
?: Shouldn't you ask her that yourself?
**i have no idea what this means**
TBS: This is getting interesting. Very short? Short as in boy short?
frodo: because, for personal reasons, i dont really want her to know who i am
** i wonder what PERSONAL reasons is he talking about**
frodo: if you want to contact me, my email is frodo.baggins1989@gmail.com
**to the kids out there, never simply publish personal info on the web like this guy**
frodo: TBS: you know who im referring to
frodo: by the way, i really hope i didnt distract your exams. im sorry
John: whats wrong with telling her name. its just a name what. her name is donald duck
**who the heck is john?!**
TBS: thats why i asked how short is short.
frodo: ?, i will respect your decision not to reveal your name here. and i will not disrupt your exams again. sorry. (to all) good luck for your exams too.
revan: ok la i tell la...u ppl damn chicken la....
revan: frodo plz refer new post. post will be deleted on 14 nov 21:06
** the post was short. it only stated "the name's _ _ _"**
frodo: revan, i didnt see anything! i just logged in!
**wow, isn't he the smart type?? White fonts, boy, white fonts!!**
TBS: lol! too good, too good!
frodo: oh no, oh no, oh nooooo
**why? she has the same name as your mother is it??**
TBS: shocking?
frodo: TBS, why do you hate me so much?
**TBS also has a crush on her. Haha.**
frodo: God, THANK YOU SO MUCH. im sorry for spamming and disturbing you all, i'll leave promptly. thank you again
**wouldn't it saved you all the trouble if you just asked her yourself??**
TBS: it looks like after so many hours spent pestering pm3, frodo@Gale has gotten his name
YS: his name is gale?
**another clueless guy... sigh...**
?: No one ever thought about the possibility that I might actually read the class blog?
revan: who the **** now is ?
Ken: Who is this ?
**another blur fellow.... read the comment box lar.**
TBS: pm me or sms me n i'll tell you who i think it is.
?: I'm the one who wanted our mathematics teacher to teach A2 instead of AS revision.
**a robot??**
poh: omg...
nut: wow..she read it!
revan: could be an imposter
xwei: ooooo......
YS: this is getting complicated...... shouldn't we be focusing on AS right now?? and i thought she doesn't use a computer at home?
?: There are exceptions to the rule, right? And how do you know I'm at home?
Ken: She can use the pc in college wat...
** don't state the obvious lar ken, we're not stupid...**
YS: i don't think she'll use the computers in the college to read our blog, most probably to read
stuff up on wikipedia.
yiyun: lol.....i find this whole thg darn amusing la
max: Eh. Readin stuff on wikipedia ain't bad u know. Its actually very fun. That is if your definition of fun is the same context as mine.
**no one would have the same definition of fun like you......**
revan: it aint fun, its knowledgable
TBS: wow an instant change of topic.
?: You should see the amount of stuff they have on mathematics there on wikipedia
revan: so?
?: It's nice.
revan: SO?
YS: haha. at least we all agree wikipedia is good
**eh, another time trying to make peace and defend someone... so unusual**
TBS: revan what r u trying to do here la?
revan: nth...bored la
**obviously this guy has finished studying for AS**
Batman: maybe we should copy and paste the whole chatbox as a post in our blog.. haha
That's all for now. Hopefully more interesting post will follow. Or else we will be forced to post the comment box again. i think ours is the only blog sad enough to do this. POST people!!!
frodo: whats the name of that very beautiful girl with very short hair from pm3?
max: WTF!!!
revan: unfortunately if frodo is referring to you-know-who,it seems that we now have a very interesting definition of beautiful
YS: amazing...... just amazing....
frodo: oh cmon, beauty is objective, ainnit? i just want to know her name
frodo: whoops, subjective, i mean
frodo: and besides, dont be mean to your own classmate lah
revan: well since its being subjective, there shouldn't be any measure of 'mean-ness' in this matter. everyone has their own opinions. nobody wud deliberately have some personal grudge
frodo: perhaps she isnt the conventional girl guys usually expect, but thats what makes her special (to me, at least)
revan: frodo, mind intro urself?
Batman: frodo, mind me asking have you ever left a msg using another name before???
YS: this frodo guy's really interesting... we should all meet up for lunch one day. yeah, batman, i think he has posted using a different name before, unless he's deliberately trying to confuse us
li xing: omg this is getting sappy...yay lunch!
xwei: oh..god..the chat box is the most interesting thing here
frodo: sigh alright, i'll be honest. yes i did use another name before
** must be one of the salty wet people who posted the porn links... Haha, just kidding.**
frodo: her name, please? thank you very much
TBS: I think frodo is flattering him/herself. Anyone agree?
revan: bengsoon mabuk di
TBS: its a little to early to be wasted, but in a few hours maybe...
frodo: her name, please? thank you very very much
max: hey frodo. we give u her name provided we know who are u. otherwise, we wunt cause problems for our classmate even though we arent much close to her
**What a nice guy he is...**
YS: max, don't threaten him like that.... i'm sure he's shy and all
**one of the rare times he defends for someone**
frodo: thanks YS
frodo: i'm a fellow taylor's student and a nice person in real life. i will never cause any trouble, i promise.
**that's true. he used the library computers**
Mark: oh.. i FINALLY realise who the short hair person is...and do i know you frodo? I think I know who you are...
frodo: im still agonising to find out her name...
max: like we aren't waiting for you to reveal yourself.
TBS: come on Mark tell us who u think frodo is.
Mark: nah.. ive asked the person i think is frodo in college today if he is frodo, he said he isnt. but then again, im not entirely sure if its true. anyhow, i doubt u know who he is. hes from jun 06 intake
nut: wow!!!frodo!!gambate!
**nut used to be head cheerleader in his previous school. Why?! boys can't be cheerleaders is it??**
frodo: gosh, thanks, nut
frodo: no, mark, im not him. and please stop speculating who i am. i can assure you guys that im no crazy stalker, just a fella who wants to at least know the name of the girl he likes, thats all. if it isnt convenient to reveal her name here, how about if i give you guys my email and you send it to me? will that be better? thanks
YS: why don't you ask her name yourself?? be brave
?: Go on then, ask. I dare you.
**our main character finally reveals herself..... but her threats might have scared the hobbit frodo away.**
frodo: ? is that you? oh my god...gosh, im very sorry to disrupt your exams. okay, may i know your name, please? thank you very much..
?: No
frodo: i hope to know who your are, that is all i ask for.
?: Well, in the first place I DIDN"T EVEN SAY I WAS THE PERSON YOU WERE REFERRING TO.
frodo: alright then, may i know the name of the girl with very short hair from pm3?
?: No.
frodo: and why not?
?: Shouldn't you ask her that yourself?
**i have no idea what this means**
TBS: This is getting interesting. Very short? Short as in boy short?
frodo: because, for personal reasons, i dont really want her to know who i am
** i wonder what PERSONAL reasons is he talking about**
frodo: if you want to contact me, my email is frodo.baggins1989@gmail.com
**to the kids out there, never simply publish personal info on the web like this guy**
frodo: TBS: you know who im referring to
frodo: by the way, i really hope i didnt distract your exams. im sorry
John: whats wrong with telling her name. its just a name what. her name is donald duck
**who the heck is john?!**
TBS: thats why i asked how short is short.
frodo: ?, i will respect your decision not to reveal your name here. and i will not disrupt your exams again. sorry. (to all) good luck for your exams too.
revan: ok la i tell la...u ppl damn chicken la....
revan: frodo plz refer new post. post will be deleted on 14 nov 21:06
** the post was short. it only stated "the name's _ _ _"**
frodo: revan, i didnt see anything! i just logged in!
**wow, isn't he the smart type?? White fonts, boy, white fonts!!**
TBS: lol! too good, too good!
frodo: oh no, oh no, oh nooooo
**why? she has the same name as your mother is it??**
TBS: shocking?
frodo: TBS, why do you hate me so much?
**TBS also has a crush on her. Haha.**
frodo: God, THANK YOU SO MUCH. im sorry for spamming and disturbing you all, i'll leave promptly. thank you again
**wouldn't it saved you all the trouble if you just asked her yourself??**
TBS: it looks like after so many hours spent pestering pm3, frodo@Gale has gotten his name
YS: his name is gale?
**another clueless guy... sigh...**
?: No one ever thought about the possibility that I might actually read the class blog?
revan: who the **** now is ?
Ken: Who is this ?
**another blur fellow.... read the comment box lar.**
TBS: pm me or sms me n i'll tell you who i think it is.
?: I'm the one who wanted our mathematics teacher to teach A2 instead of AS revision.
**a robot??**
poh: omg...
nut: wow..she read it!
revan: could be an imposter
xwei: ooooo......
YS: this is getting complicated...... shouldn't we be focusing on AS right now?? and i thought she doesn't use a computer at home?
?: There are exceptions to the rule, right? And how do you know I'm at home?
Ken: She can use the pc in college wat...
** don't state the obvious lar ken, we're not stupid...**
YS: i don't think she'll use the computers in the college to read our blog, most probably to read
stuff up on wikipedia.
yiyun: lol.....i find this whole thg darn amusing la
max: Eh. Readin stuff on wikipedia ain't bad u know. Its actually very fun. That is if your definition of fun is the same context as mine.
**no one would have the same definition of fun like you......**
revan: it aint fun, its knowledgable
TBS: wow an instant change of topic.
?: You should see the amount of stuff they have on mathematics there on wikipedia
revan: so?
?: It's nice.
revan: SO?
YS: haha. at least we all agree wikipedia is good
**eh, another time trying to make peace and defend someone... so unusual**
TBS: revan what r u trying to do here la?
revan: nth...bored la
**obviously this guy has finished studying for AS**
Batman: maybe we should copy and paste the whole chatbox as a post in our blog.. haha
That's all for now. Hopefully more interesting post will follow. Or else we will be forced to post the comment box again. i think ours is the only blog sad enough to do this. POST people!!!
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Lack of Updates
What the hell is wrong with you people??? Post something about your life!!! This blog is so dead....even the comment box is more interesting that the blog itself...... Update people!!!!!
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Make A Dream Come True For An Aspiring Authoress
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