The Lord of the Gays..

There was a time when the forces of gayness threatened to wipe out humanity from the face of the earth. War had been raging on for decades, and entire cities, once the proud symbol of civilization crumbled one by one before the seemingly infinite might of the one they call, "he who must not be named". This entity's real name was Suipoh, and indeed, such was his gayness and fear he cast on all who gazed upon him, that even the strongest willed man could hope little in surviving his unrelenting resolve to gay with every guy he saw.

There seemed to be no hope remaining, but out of the ashes, there came the most unlikely hero, or heroin rather. Much like Suipoh's kryptonite, she matched him and even bettered him in every way possible, and humanity's last hope slowly but surely clawed back inch after inch of what was once human territory, and cleansed the world of the gayness brought upon by suipoh. On the brink of victory, she at last engaged him in a final, epic, titanic battle, one that would shake the very foundation of the earth, and would be remembered for millenia to come...